Finger guns, commenting on fabric quality, and in the immortal words of Mitt Romney, “Lookin’ Sharp, Cindy!”
- Send out a company-wide memo, using the first word on each line to tell Cindy she looks amazing. Chances are, she might not catch your secret acrostic message. But at least you won’t get in trouble for it.
- Announce that everyone in the office is looking nice today, so it doesn’t look like you’re singling Cindy out.
- Mention to Cindy that she looks like someone from a movie, but you can’t think of who. Agree with whatever name she offers.
- Greet her with a hearty “good morning!” coupled with finger guns and do-me eyes.
- Ask if she got her sweater in Ireland. She didn’t, obviously, but it shows how attentive you are.
- Sweep everything off your desk onto the floor whenever Cindy walks into your office
- Offer her a beverage. This is actually the most effective thing on this list.
- React with a fire emoji on all of her Slack messages.
- Say, in the immortal words of Mitt Romney, “Lookin’ Sharp, Cindy!”
- Announce that the website needs an updated staff photo, and be sure to stand next to Cindy when you’re taking it.
