Does he never complain about gas prices? There’s a good explanation for that.
- His middle name is ‘bin’ (alt His last name is Rockefeller)
- When it’s his turn to pick a TV show, he always picks Dallas (alt The Rig)
- Across his back is a gang tattoo that reads ‘OPEC Boys’
- When he drives by groups protesting high gas prices, he honks, but he also cackles…
- He follows “that’s a long, expensive trip in a car with gas prices this high,” with “lets just take the jet.”
- He has a criminal record for vandalizing solar panels and wind towers.
- He likes crude jokes.
