1. Superheroes. I love superheroes and I bet this non-specified movie will have them.
  2. A white male lead. This industry has too many underpaid women and people of color. I am eagerly waiting to see a white boy save the world at a fair wage.
  3. Mass casualties. Nothing says Marvel like thousands of deaths in New York City. Don’t worry, it’s not a terrorist—just a purple giant who loves to accessorize.
  4. CGI. Fans are craving to see life-like explosions and universes beyond our comprehension. Personally, I’m here for a pack of abs only a computer could make.
  5. Andrew Garfield. It’s time Gwen Stacy’s death is avenged, or I am picketing this movie outside the empty theater.

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