Look, we’re just saying no one has ever “bulked” their way into abs. However, you can always order these foods in a six-pack and see what happens. Here’s the list:
- Beer. The pouch may be out, but every pair of abs needs a protective layer and Bud Light does the trick.
- Rolls. Thanksgiving is coming and so is that pouch. Hold the package up to your stomach for a fake six-pack feel.
- Donuts. Eating half a dozen is definitely better than eating a full dozen. Get that glazed goodness at any grocery store near you.
- Cupcakes. Sure the pack it’s expired by one day, but who can deny eating dried cake that’ll dye your teeth blue and make you wish you weren’t alive for days?
- Cheese sticks. Burn extra calories by peeling off the pieces instead of chomping straight down, you psycho.
