Believe it or not, you’ll notice the arrogance before you pick up on his aversion to garlic.
- He hates Italian food. Yes, he’s gluten-intolerant, but that hasn’t stopped me from taking a nibble of garlic bread. Sounds a little sus.
- He volunteers at the blood bank. There’s been a shortage of blood for hospital patients, and he’s obviously the culprit.
- He is literally the loudest breather you’ve ever heard. Someone get this guy an ENT doc.
- He uses hair gel. I’m sorry, but anyone who slicks their hair back that much gives major Drac vibes.
- He’s Team Edward. No one is Team Edward, unless you’re a vampire. Bella is destined to be with Jacob, you bloodsucker.
