Share Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Email I remember all those that came before–- the froyo, the cupcakes, the novelty donuts… Even giant cookies will one day fall. I shall outlast them all. I have tasted the past, the present— the world turns anew, and I shall eat the future. hippietrees 0 Prev Post Oh, No! You Forgot To Remove Your Birthday From Facebook Now High School Friends Are Posting On Your Timeline. Yuk! October 12, 2022 2 Mins Read Next Post Our Employee Handbook Only Has 4 Words: “Please Wear Pants, Frank” October 12, 2022 1 Min Read Related Posts Type “Amen” In The Comments If You Want Your Peers To Know You’re Religious In A Weird Way November 27, 2022 5 Thanksgiving Games More Interesting To Play With Your Family Than Football November 24, 2022 Help! My White-Ass Cousin Signed Up To Bring The Mac And Cheese To Thanksgiving This Year And I Just Know She’s Gonna Put Peas And Carrots In It November 23, 2022 People Complaining About Others Setting Up Christmas Decorations Too Early Because We Haven’t Had Thanksgiving Yet Don’t Sound Very Thankful for Christmas… November 22, 2022 Write A Comment Cancel Reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.
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