“Oh they’re permanent? So nothing like your ex-husband I guess.”
“I’m sorry you think they’re ugly, I’m also sorry you’re ugly.”
“I can get these removed. You’ll never be able to get rid of those trolls you call children.”
“Funny you should say that, they’ve actually helped me get jobs.”
“At least I chose to get these, you had no say in that saggy neck. Gobble gobble, b****.”