Sorry that I’m focused on the important things in life, but also please don’t leave me.
That branch went through a LOT of parmesan if you know what I mean.
He’s already promising kids that sign up to trick-or-treat with him can make at least 100 grand.
The borough has plenty of serial killers, and plenty of kooky old grandmothers and priests ready to track them down.…
So yeah, I wiped it off with my lips. Sue me! Because he already is.
“Takes one to know one” and “dumb customer says what?” are also effective.
“There’s just so much flavor”. – Noah Plowman
“I can’t believe I paid $20 to walk down a dark hallway and be slapped in the face with a…
BYOB! Hide it in a repurposed bottle of bath and body works halloween hand sanitizer! Dress up as Helen Keller…
We Found his car keys, no point in keeping it on really.