Happy birthday, you freaking idiot! Last year, you promised yourself that you’d take your personal info off Facebook before the…
Watch It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown on PBS Let everyone know you’re straight by dressing up as Mario Try…
I know it was a while ago, but the phrase “housing bubble burst” hits just a little too close to…
Which is lucky, because if you ever did have to pee, you’d never be able to get this thing off…
Meaning there are 99 eligible, single men out there ladies…
He’s done the Hunger Games, Easy A, and Devil Wears Prada. You know what the Tuch hasn’t done? Genocide.
Their license plate says ‘In God We Trust.’ I say, God does not trust what they were up to on…
Many people think it’s to keep the Mexicans out of America, but Biden assures everyone it’s the Americans he wants…
Does he tell you that your body isn’t what it used to be? Yeah that’s definitely him.
“I know the law. If I’m smashed, I won’t be able to say anything that could land me in jail.”…