Look at all that rocket money, wasted on affordable drugs.
Did I get diarrhea? No. Did I spend 4 days and nights in a cold sweat that my next fart…
“Marriage is NOT easy.” – @theduncans
Repeat, “but, but, but” at least three times in the middle of her sentence Say “Uh huh” condescendingly until she…
“I don’t have a degree, I just use Canva and lie– but they don’t need to know that.” – Jennifer…
Superheroes. I love superheroes and I bet this non-specified movie will have them.A white male lead. This industry has too…
At least on Instagram, people are lying about things worth lying about, like visiting bucket list destinations. On LinkedIn, people…
“I’ll get in there, and I’ll pull them out myself. Because that’s what it means to be a leader.”
R2 D2 and C3PO agree, if ROI fails MOM, it’s time to GTFO.
Hey there champ, keep up the good work. Love having you on the team. Hope to see you at the…