Every family has one, and Sherry I’m sick of your sh*t.
Only hire blood relatives with no qualifications.
Oh yeah, Carl. Shake that vending machine. Make those Lays chips your b*tch. Someone is breathing heavily in this office,…
If gratitude were a person would they be talking like that?
For Obvious Reasons
It’s a lot more impressive if you think of it as a fun snack shop or a bougie gas station.…
Just a reminder that the legal system in America is crazy.
“It’s Too Late To Stop The Ice Age, The Sooner It Starts The Sooner It Finishes, Right?” -U.S. President
Ladies, two things will always be true: queer men aren’t going anywhere and mini skirts are always in style.
Everyone loves nature, no one loves a boring piece of sh*t