I mean, both of them pay his bills, so we understand the confusion.
Shopping at Toys R Us? No thanks, I’d rather pay my mortgage.Jamie Brooks, Tired Mom
I kept the relationship a secret because I didn’t want this kind of drama.Jared Bates, CEO
Women keep telling me not to joke about it, but thankfully the Supreme Court says we don’t have to listen…
When told “that’s not how this works,” Biden responded “wha?! Where am I? Who are you?”
Keep him out of the state at least until the factory is finished, mom!
I’d like to make a toast to the ice caps which are melting faster than the ice in my moscow…
I filmed them so I would have proof when I eventually get around to suing them like I said I…
I can’t afford a house, but fear not Mr. President, the vibe is our highest priority.
Yes, there are other blue button up shirts. But are you going to be caught dead in one of those…