And I just heard the sales team is getting high-tens!
What happened to the pig, the cow, chicken? Where is he now? And what became of his farm? Most of…
I don’t know, I just sort of imagined him as 50 years younger, and also a lot nicer?
Look, someone’s gotta teach you all the slurs, swears, and sexist garbage. Abstinence isn’t an education, right?
If you thought the phoebe bridgers duet was sad, you have no idea. For the third year in a row,…
If I was better at letting people down, I wouldn’t have a secret family on the side now.
And I hate the sound of slapping fish. When some things meet, catastrophe follows. Potassium and water. Matter and antimatter.…
I felt suspicious last week when she ordered a Caramel Crunch Farppucci-oh-no-look-at-these-budget-cuts-we’re-probably-going-to-have-to-fire-some-people with extra whip.
I won’t go into the details, honey.