Just get a job to pay for a hair transplant, and you’ll be employed in no time.
That’ll teach them to underappreciate me.
In fact, the best handshakes are described as “goopy”
They’re coming back… for that 72 inch flatscreen
Workaholic Dad Touched By Spirit Of Thanksgiving Walks Out Of Big Meeting With Bosses
Only hire blood relatives with no qualifications.
Oh yeah, Carl. Shake that vending machine. Make those Lays chips your b*tch. Someone is breathing heavily in this office,…
That “thing” was making us work on Christmas. He’s so random.
Of course he has sex, you idiot.
I can’t wait for the part when I realize that the years of him talking down to me and taking…