“If people don’t turn their expense sheets in on time, I’m going to kill somebody.” – John Wayne Gacy
Billy there just upsold a Yellow Starburst for a Two Reese’s. We’re very interested in his future.
Bold everything – if everything is bolded, nothing is bolded Only list soft skills – no one likes a know-it-all…
If you’re curious whether it was a trick or a treat, just know I can never unsee that.
Somehow that feels more inappropriate than anything else he could do. To: Stacy From: Human Resources Subject: Larry (again) Hi…
A powerful woman? Burn her.
He winked and said he loves to give foot massages. And that’s the tamest one!
And then he yells at me when I wear my jammies to work! I can’t win!
That branch went through a LOT of parmesan if you know what I mean.