So yeah, I wiped it off with my lips. Sue me! Because he already is.
“Takes one to know one” and “dumb customer says what?” are also effective.
BYOB! Hide it in a repurposed bottle of bath and body works halloween hand sanitizer! Dress up as Helen Keller…
Since implementing this change, we’ve had a lot more synergy, and fewer indecent exposure claims.
Does he tell you that your body isn’t what it used to be? Yeah that’s definitely him.
Believe it or not, you’ll notice the arrogance before you pick up on his aversion to garlic. He hates Italian…
Now is as good a time as any to just turn around, go home, and fake my death!
“Shocked is an understatement. Have you ever met an Aiden over the age of 7? Exactly.” – Kelly Mills, HR
He said I wouldn’t hire you or a worm. We’re letting you go.
A good boss will respect your choice to not do your job.