Women keep telling me not to joke about it, but thankfully the Supreme Court says we don’t have to listen…
Keep him out of the state at least until the factory is finished, mom!
I’d like to make a toast to the ice caps which are melting faster than the ice in my moscow…
I filmed them so I would have proof when I eventually get around to suing them like I said I…
When asked how he found the facilities, Tony replied, “They’re fine.”
I don’t know. Do you like Doritos for dinner?
No, that just means you don’t live in a work rom-com from the early 2000’s
Unlike a traditional prayer rifle used by the founding fathers, this one lets you blast out dozens of thoughts and…
What about? What do you mean what about? Literally, look around.
Finger guns, commenting on fabric quality, and in the immortal words of Mitt Romney, “Lookin’ Sharp, Cindy!” Send out a…