First of all, they don’t think that’s a reward, and second of all, your handwriting could never. Suck-up committee meeting…
He may have never won an Oscar for The Mummy or George of the Jungle, but he also isn’t a…
Classic Pisces man.
What happened to the pig, the cow, chicken? Where is he now? And what became of his farm? Most of…
I don’t know, I just sort of imagined him as 50 years younger, and also a lot nicer?
If you thought the phoebe bridgers duet was sad, you have no idea. For the third year in a row,…
If I was better at letting people down, I wouldn’t have a secret family on the side now.
She asked me to take him out of the freezer when she left for work, now Christmas is ruined.
Tom if you’re seeing this, I already said I was bringing a plus one to Thanksgiving so you’re contractually obligated…
I’m gonna buy 4 of them. And don’t tell me that I won’t light them because I’m scared of the…