This will definitely keep people from talking about politics.
Oink oink stinky little pig baby. Piggie need nappy?
You’re going to just stand there and lie about pumpkin being the best flavor of the season? Grow up.
The research is still out on which research should be searched for future research. Throughout history, research has discovered things.…
Look, someone’s gotta teach you all the slurs, swears, and sexist garbage. Abstinence isn’t an education, right?
I felt suspicious last week when she ordered a Caramel Crunch Farppucci-oh-no-look-at-these-budget-cuts-we’re-probably-going-to-have-to-fire-some-people with extra whip.
I won’t go into the details, honey.
For the love of god, stop handing out plastic drawstring backpacks with your logo on. Karl is happy. The conference…
Shouldn’t they be mansplaining why they’re losing money now?
This copywriter is me. Please hire me.