Who paid for the study, man? Follow the money, man. It’s all white hate propagandist trash, man!
We asked the people that have dedicated their lives to uncovering the secret organizations that try to remain hidden who are really running our world.
Truth Uncovered magazine has been tracking an increase of cover-ups and clandestine operations by shady organizations. “It’s a direct correlation,” says editor Barton Wink nervously. “The truth is as the number of people owning smartphones has gone up, so has the number of UFO sightings. Apple is run by the Illuminati.”
Meanwhile, Ford Clink, editor of UncoverdTruth.com says the source of conspiracies has recently been revealed. “The truth is every conspiracy you’ve ever heard of is masterminded by one, ultimate authority. The Dalai Lama.”
Editor of Truthrevealed.com, She-Ra McCombs, agreed with her colleagues but added “The truth is most of the stories I’m sent are from cranks. Just this week a guy tried to convince me the US bought Louisiana from the French. Like, for money. His proof was clearly fabricated, not nearly as convincing as the fake moon landing footage the Knights Templar released.”
Revealed Truth Magazine, puts big tech at the center of modern conspiracies. “Whatever anyone says, the truth is Microsoft created Covid to control rumors about Bill Gates. Then they leaked through a subsidiary some rubbish about his putting microchips in the vaccine, so we’ll ignore the bigger picture about his orchestrating global warming. It’s always big tech.”
Coincidence Magazine has noted contradictions between conspiracy publications, but it is generally considered to be a ‘front’ run by whatever landed in Area 51 in 1965. Even so, Wink acknowledges the general public are skeptical of his skepticism. “How do I message this convincingly?” he says. “If only the guy who pretended to be Shakespeare was alive, he’d be able to do it.”
