World November 21, 2022 Republicans Caught Smuggling A Turkey Named ‘Trump’ Into The White House Thanksgiving Pardoning Ceremony For Obvious Reasons Read More
Trends September 28, 2022 This Office Spruced Up The Place With Random Hexagons On The Walls Nothing says home like 6 sides and 6 angles. Several hundred miles of filing cabinets stretch into the distance of…
Trends September 25, 2022 5 Things We’re Excited To See In The Next Marvel Movie That’s Coming Out Soon Probably Superheroes. I love superheroes and I bet this non-specified movie will have them.A white male lead. This industry has too…
Business October 20, 2022 Hostile Work Environment? My Boss Won’t Let Me Take A Personal Day To Sit At Home In My Jammies And Listen To The thunderstorm And then he yells at me when I wear my jammies to work! I can’t win!
Business October 19, 2022 Olive Garden Server Fired For Sounding Too Sexual Saying “Tell Me When To Stop” That branch went through a LOT of parmesan if you know what I mean.
Business November 9, 2022 Having A Panic Attack Because No One At Work Said: Good Job, You’re My Favorite Coworker, You Could Never Make Mistakes Or Be Replaced, You’re So Funny, like seriously you crack me up like a Humpty dumpty egg. You Should Do Stand Up, maybe you could be the next John Mulaney—In the last 3 hours. Read More
Life November 9, 2022 Help! My Dog and This Woman’s Dog Did That Cute Thing Where They Wrapped Their Leashes Around Us So We’re In a Cute Compromising Position But I’m Married and People All Around Us Are Chanting Kiss, Kiss, Kiss If I was better at letting people down, I wouldn’t have a secret family on the side now. Read More
Business November 9, 2022 Help! Two Co-Workers Who Both Give Limp Handshakes Are About To Meet For The First Time And I hate the sound of slapping fish. When some things meet, catastrophe follows. Potassium and water. Matter and antimatter.… Read More
Marketing June 15, 2022 Subway To Partner With Axe Body Spray So That You Can Smell Like Italian Herb And Cheese Before Your Shift Even Begins
World September 6, 2022 Joe Biden Kind Of Wishing He Could Have A Cool, Fun Vice President Like The One Barack Obama Had