Life November 27, 2022 Type “Amen” In The Comments If You Want Your Peers To Know You’re Religious In A Weird Way Amen. Read More
Trends November 18, 2022 Pumpkin Spice This, Pumpkin Spice That– When Are Companies Going To Give Us The Flavor We Actually Want: Stuffing You’re going to just stand there and lie about pumpkin being the best flavor of the season? Grow up.
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Tech September 17, 2022 James Webb Telescope Finally Able To Capture Images Of Your Teeny Weeny Your penis is small, Dennis.
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Tech September 2, 2022 Ancestry.com Learns It’s Adopted AskJeeves.com, if you’re out there, your son wants to meet you.
Tech September 1, 2022 Woops! This Mobile Game Looked Awesome In The Ad But Turns Out Just To Be Bejeweled Again Fool me once, shame on me, but re-skin Bejeweled one more time…
Marketing October 3, 2022 It’s Finally October, So Let Target Be The First To Say Merry Christmas Time to buy a Christmas tree every month until it’s Christmas. Everyone’s looking forward to freezing temperatures, cold winds, ice…
Social Media Manager Gets Suspiciously Quiet When Asked About Her Degree in Graphic Design September 26, 2022
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Similar To How Chick-fil-A Employees Always Say “My Pleasure” After Every Transaction, Taco Bell Employees Have Started Saying “I Hope You Figure Out Whatever You’re Going Through” September 19, 2022
Business November 26, 2022 How To Give The Perfect Handshake: And Why It Should Be Wet! In fact, the best handshakes are described as “goopy”
Business November 25, 2022 Campers Outside Best Buy Haunted By Ghosts Of People Trampled To Death On Black Fridays Past They’re coming back… for that 72 inch flatscreen
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Life November 24, 2022 5 Thanksgiving Games More Interesting To Play With Your Family Than Football Spin the BottleSeven Minutes in Heaven4. & 5. Are all dirty little secrets Read More
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World September 6, 2022 Joe Biden Kind Of Wishing He Could Have A Cool, Fun Vice President Like The One Barack Obama Had