Life November 19, 2022 Stop Saying You Love Nature. Start Saying You Don’t Have A Personality Everyone loves nature, no one loves a boring piece of sh*t Read More
Trends August 31, 2022 Libertarians Invent Financial Regulations In Wake Of Crypto Crash Okay, hear me out– what if free markets had safeguards in place to prevent exploitation and fraud? It’s almost like…
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Business October 4, 2022 Woman Asks Her Boss: Would You Still Hire Me If I Were A Worm? He said I wouldn’t hire you or a worm. We’re letting you go.
Business October 2, 2022 Establish Boundaries With Your Boss Early By Telling Them You Will Not Be Working A good boss will respect your choice to not do your job.
Uncategorized November 4, 2022 I Wish I Had the Brazen Confidence Of The Person Who Adjusts My Office’s Communal Thermostat I keep a wardrobe in my cubicle with different outfits, but no this guy just adjusts the temperature. Every morning… Read More
Life November 3, 2022 Millennial Caught Blackmailing SNL To Be Good Again “I’ve got a lot of dirt on Lorne, but I won’t share it if they can make 3 sketches that… Read More
Life November 3, 2022 Help! I Was So Good At Using Mirroring Techniques In My Job Interview That I’m Now The Interviewer And That Guy’s Sleeping With My Wife! Help! I’m into it! Read More
Marketing June 15, 2022 Subway To Partner With Axe Body Spray So That You Can Smell Like Italian Herb And Cheese Before Your Shift Even Begins
World September 6, 2022 Joe Biden Kind Of Wishing He Could Have A Cool, Fun Vice President Like The One Barack Obama Had