World November 18, 2022 Biden Forgives Outstanding Library Book Fines Totaling Tens Of Dollars “It will allow at least a dozen families to afford an extra gallon of gas.” – Kamala Harris Today President… Read More
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Business September 26, 2022 3 Ways to Stop Your Female Coworker From Yak Yak Yaking Repeat, “but, but, but” at least three times in the middle of her sentence Say “Uh huh” condescendingly until she…
Business September 23, 2022 3 Things My Boss Says That Make Me Think I’m Getting Fired Hey there champ, keep up the good work. Love having you on the team. Hope to see you at the…
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World September 6, 2022 Joe Biden Kind Of Wishing He Could Have A Cool, Fun Vice President Like The One Barack Obama Had