World November 14, 2022 Charles Already Doing A Pretty Bad Job At Being King Despite Having 70 Years To Prepare Feels like he could have learned to use a pen by now! England’s new king, Charles III, has his pajamas… Read More
Trends May 4, 2022 Oil Companies Announce Soaring Gas Prices are just Growing Up so Fast You’re unhappy now? Just wait until gas prices become teenagers. I mean that will really suck.
Trends May 3, 2022 The glass is still half full, but now half full of COVID Hey, at least it’s not half empty of covid! Or… wait…”Former 2022 Optimist
Business August 9, 2022 Local Office Guy That Says “I’m Just Looking For The Pam To My Jim” Has None Of Jim’s charming Qualities The only similarity is that he’s also an a-hole to his coworkers.Real Life Pam
Business August 7, 2022 Employee From The Gifted And Talented Program Worried About Not Getting A Report Card From Work How do I know if I got all A+ ‘s ?
Business October 17, 2022 Neutralize Bad Reviews By Replying, “No, U.” “Takes one to know one” and “dumb customer says what?” are also effective. Read More
Trends October 17, 2022 LaCroix’s Official Taste Tester Lists Scented Candles As Their Favorite Food “There’s just so much flavor”. – Noah Plowman Read More
Trends October 17, 2022 Bakery Debuts “Gluten After Dark” Haunted House For People With Celiac Disease “I can’t believe I paid $20 to walk down a dark hallway and be slapped in the face with a… Read More
Marketing June 15, 2022 Subway To Partner With Axe Body Spray So That You Can Smell Like Italian Herb And Cheese Before Your Shift Even Begins
World September 6, 2022 Joe Biden Kind Of Wishing He Could Have A Cool, Fun Vice President Like The One Barack Obama Had