Life November 13, 2022 This Year, I’m Thankful for Brendan Fraser He may have never won an Oscar for The Mummy or George of the Jungle, but he also isn’t a… Read More
Trends May 2, 2022 Housing Market Explodes: Boost in Economy Or Terrorist Attack? My friend’s home value shot through the roof. I’m afraid it’ll shoot him next.”Friend of homeowner whose home value increased…
Life April 19, 2022 Breaking: 1 out of 2 Americans make up 50% of the population Let’s take this opportunity to remember that statistics are only as good as the study that made them.Local Contrarian (Come…
Business August 5, 2022 Case Study: How Mordor CEO Sauron Inspired 9 Employees to Go Above and Beyond It’s all about dangling something they want just out of reach.Bharadwaj Reddy, CEO of Mordor of Mordor Intelligence
Business August 4, 2022 A Local Hispanic Man Has Resorted To Speaking To His Boss As Loudly And Slowly As His Boss Usually Speaks To Him I don’t know why he does that, I was literally born in Pittsburg.Austin, Only Knows English
Business October 16, 2022 The Office Halloween Party Is Coming Up, Here Are Some Ways You Can Prepare For The Spooky Feeling Of Pretending To Have Fun With People You’d Actively Avoid If You Met Them Outside Of Work BYOB! Hide it in a repurposed bottle of bath and body works halloween hand sanitizer! Dress up as Helen Keller… Read More
Tech October 16, 2022 NASA Turns Off James Webb Telescope: We Found his car keys, no point in keeping it on really. Read More
Marketing October 15, 2022 Utah Extends Hunting Season On Its Overpopulation Of Door-To-Door Salesmen Culling is caring. Read More
Marketing June 15, 2022 Subway To Partner With Axe Body Spray So That You Can Smell Like Italian Herb And Cheese Before Your Shift Even Begins
World September 6, 2022 Joe Biden Kind Of Wishing He Could Have A Cool, Fun Vice President Like The One Barack Obama Had