They hope to expand service to anxious shoulder pads and crocs with body image issues.
Maybe if I looked more like Utah, people would inflate my housing market, too.
On one hand, your house will smell like cigarettes. On the other, you’re married to…
When we took off all his raincoats, there was just a dead rat underneath. I…
He winked and said he loves to give foot massages. And that’s the tamest one!
If only he’d stuck to the practice lines instead of saying ‘you can’t handle the…
And then he yells at me when I wear my jammies to work! I can’t…
“I guess real people won’t live next to a sewage plant for years without complaining.”…
“If I don’t move into a house, how am I ever supposed to marry Freddy…