Sorry that I’m focused on the important things in life, but also please don’t leave…
That branch went through a LOT of parmesan if you know what I mean.
He’s already promising kids that sign up to trick-or-treat with him can make at least…
The borough has plenty of serial killers, and plenty of kooky old grandmothers and priests…
So yeah, I wiped it off with my lips. Sue me! Because he already is.
“Takes one to know one” and “dumb customer says what?” are also effective.
“There’s just so much flavor”. – Noah Plowman
“I can’t believe I paid $20 to walk down a dark hallway and be slapped…
BYOB! Hide it in a repurposed bottle of bath and body works halloween hand sanitizer!…
We Found his car keys, no point in keeping it on really.