World October 7, 2022 If George Washington Could Speak On Democracy Today, Everyone Would Be Screaming And Freaking Out Over His Reanimated Corpse Can you imagine? He’s trying to talk about the Constitution or whatever and then his…
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Business October 6, 2022 Uh oh! I Flipped Off The Car That Cut Me Off On My Way Into Work And Now They’re Making Every Turn I’m Making And Oh Yep– It’s My Boss! Now is as good a time as any to just turn around, go home, and…
Life October 6, 2022 Quiz: How Do You Feel About Marvel Movies? Do you have opinions on Marvel Movies? Answer these questions to tell us what they…
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