Every family has one, and Sherry I’m sick of your sh*t.
Only hire blood relatives with no qualifications.
Oh yeah, Carl. Shake that vending machine. Make those Lays chips your b*tch. Someone is…
If gratitude were a person would they be talking like that?
For Obvious Reasons
It’s a lot more impressive if you think of it as a fun snack shop…
Just a reminder that the legal system in America is crazy.
“It’s Too Late To Stop The Ice Age, The Sooner It Starts The Sooner It…
Ladies, two things will always be true: queer men aren’t going anywhere and mini skirts…
Everyone loves nature, no one loves a boring piece of sh*t