Unlike a traditional prayer rifle used by the founding fathers, this one lets you blast…

What about? What do you mean what about? Literally, look around.

Finger guns, commenting on fabric quality, and in the immortal words of Mitt Romney, “Lookin’…

Gas is always $3 when you only spend $3 on gas.

Stop, drop, and roll out the plans for Black Friday—unless you want to get burned.…

February is bi-curious.

In other news: the orcas are still screwed.

Checkmate, God.

Is my work important? Does this answer your question? 🎉🙌👏👏👏

My ex-girlfriend actually revenge-posted it, but my boss ended up promoting me after seeing it,…