And I just heard the sales team is getting high-tens!
What happened to the pig, the cow, chicken? Where is he now? And what became…
I don’t know, I just sort of imagined him as 50 years younger, and also…
Look, someone’s gotta teach you all the slurs, swears, and sexist garbage. Abstinence isn’t an…
If you thought the phoebe bridgers duet was sad, you have no idea. For the…
If I was better at letting people down, I wouldn’t have a secret family on…
And I hate the sound of slapping fish. When some things meet, catastrophe follows. Potassium…
I felt suspicious last week when she ordered a Caramel Crunch Farppucci-oh-no-look-at-these-budget-cuts-we’re-probably-going-to-have-to-fire-some-people with extra whip.
I won’t go into the details, honey.