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Life November 3, 2022 Millennial Caught Blackmailing SNL To Be Good Again “I’ve got a lot of dirt on Lorne, but I won’t share it if they…
Life November 3, 2022 Help! I Was So Good At Using Mirroring Techniques In My Job Interview That I’m Now The Interviewer And That Guy’s Sleeping With My Wife! Help! I’m into it!
Business November 3, 2022 Get A Raise Now By Gaslighting Your Boss Into Thinking You’ve Worked There More Than Three Weeks Backdate emails. Plant photos of your younger self in his office. Drug him and get…
Life November 2, 2022 Humiliating! The Office Hot Girl Showed Up In The Same Costume As Me And Now Everyone Keeps Asking If We’re Doing The Filter/No Filter Couple Costume I had a feeling this wasn’t the right year to debut my catwoman costume.
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Business November 1, 2022 Another Man Writes Insane Post On LinkedIn Instead Of Going To Therapy Do you really want to post misogynistic garbage or do you want to deal with…
Life November 1, 2022 Why I Shouldn’t Have Tried Out A Paternity Test On “Bring Your Kid To Work Day” If he wasn’t my kid to take to work, then he sure as hell isn’t…
Business November 1, 2022 Customer Relations Job Now Open! Hiring Anyone Who Happens To Be My Ex-Boyfriend, Greg Stufani Maggie M. Incorporated is a specialized consultancy with just one client (the owner), and one…
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