Hint: If it’s a rectangle…
If it’s an oval
- Your boss would rather have a destination beach wedding than a formal church wedding. Instead of a more traditional celebration, your boss’s idea of a perfect wedding includes just a few close friends and family in a gorgeous locale. Imagine exchanging vows alongside the melodic roll of the waves, the last rays of sun warming the sand underfoot. One hand holding a cold one, the other holding the hand of your love. This is paradise.
If it’s a square
- You have a very strangely shaped conference room, but your boss is making the best of it. They are great to work for and never bring you in for a meeting without telling you what it’s about. Or, you are working on some sort of political campaign, and your boss has all but abandoned you. These are the only two options.
If it’s a circle
- This is not your boss, this is your god. It is a vending machine, and you are in the break room. Quick, eat your snack before your actual boss comes in here!
If it’s a circle and your boss is also carrying a sword
- Forget everything we said about circles before. Your boss is none other than Arthur Pendragon, son of Uther, come at last to take his rightful place on Britain’s throne. Today your training begins– time to prepare yourself for the possibility of a deathmatch with Queen Elizabeth II.
If it’s a rectangle
- WHEW. Oh boy. We didn’t want to be the ones to tell you this, but deep down, you probably already know. You gotta get out of there. There is more for you in this life than a rectangle conference table.
