In fact, the best handshakes are described as “goopy”
Only hire blood relatives with no qualifications.
First of all, they don’t think that’s a reward, and second of all, your handwriting could never. Suck-up committee meeting…
And I just heard the sales team is getting high-tens!
I won’t go into the details, honey.
And then he yells at me when I wear my jammies to work! I can’t win!
Does he tell you that your body isn’t what it used to be? Yeah that’s definitely him.
Now is as good a time as any to just turn around, go home, and fake my death!
He said I wouldn’t hire you or a worm. We’re letting you go.
A good boss will respect your choice to not do your job.