That’ll teach them to underappreciate me.
In fact, the best handshakes are described as “goopy”
Only hire blood relatives with no qualifications.
Oh yeah, Carl. Shake that vending machine. Make those Lays chips your b*tch. Someone is breathing heavily in this office,…
Of course he has sex, you idiot.
I can’t wait for the part when I realize that the years of him talking down to me and taking…
The answer should be obvious but, put nightshade in their PB&J.
Uhhhh am I missing something here? It feels like suddenly I’m the bad guy at work, just because I hired…
Since implementing this change, we’ve had a lot more synergy, and fewer indecent exposure claims.