This will definitely keep people from talking about politics.
Every family has one, and Sherry I’m sick of your sh*t.
You’re going to just stand there and lie about pumpkin being the best flavor of the season? Grow up.
I felt suspicious last week when she ordered a Caramel Crunch Farppucci-oh-no-look-at-these-budget-cuts-we’re-probably-going-to-have-to-fire-some-people with extra whip.
Tom if you’re seeing this, I already said I was bringing a plus one to Thanksgiving so you’re contractually obligated…
I’m gonna buy 4 of them. And don’t tell me that I won’t light them because I’m scared of the…
A powerful woman? Burn her.
If he out-riddles me, I’ll have to take his mantle and become the new Great Pumpkin until I can find…
Which is lucky, because if you ever did have to pee, you’d never be able to get this thing off…
I just think it’s a little ridiculous that I have to accept Jesus as my Lord and Savior before I…