Spin the BottleSeven Minutes in Heaven4. & 5. Are all dirty little secrets
Every family has one, and Sherry I’m sick of your sh*t.
Only hire blood relatives with no qualifications.
If gratitude were a person would they be talking like that?
“I Just Hope Outlet Stores Sell Plugs.” – Little Timmy
If he wasn’t my kid to take to work, then he sure as hell isn’t mine to take home.
“Shocked is an understatement. Have you ever met an Aiden over the age of 7? Exactly.” – Kelly Mills, HR
“I’ve seen a lot of crap in my time, but I have 112,000 wonderful grandkids, I can go content.” -…
Tell my daughter… she held me back…
AskJeeves.com, if you’re out there, your son wants to meet you.