Just get a job to pay for a hair transplant, and you’ll be employed in no time.
As a one man, freelance designer agency, $60 is generous.
That branch went through a LOT of parmesan if you know what I mean.
He said I wouldn’t hire you or a worm. We’re letting you go.
“If anyone can self-help it’s you right?” – Carl Soothers, Unemployed
Hey there champ, keep up the good work. Love having you on the team. Hope to see you at the…
They can take away my paycheck but they can’t take away my right to the office pringles and string cheese!
If your main source of income isn’t cutting it, neither is mine, let’s just succumb to death’s sweet release.
Start by hiring an actor to sit in their office and pretend like they’ve worked there for years.