Just a reminder that the legal system in America is crazy.
I had a feeling this wasn’t the right year to debut my catwoman costume.
“If people don’t turn their expense sheets in on time, I’m going to kill somebody.” – John Wayne Gacy
Both places already have a sexy nurse outfit.
Billy there just upsold a Yellow Starburst for a Two Reese’s. We’re very interested in his future.
Razorblades? That is so early 2000s. Nowadays, the Halloween psychopaths are all about communicable diseases.
“No secret room; no forgotten, locked safe. Who’s going to follow us on TikTok?” – Kimmy Woods, Just Lost 50,000…
How are we supposed to get into the spirit if all we’ve got is the soundtrack to The Nightmare Before…
Somehow that feels more inappropriate than anything else he could do. To: Stacy From: Human Resources Subject: Larry (again) Hi…
Move Over Zodiac Signs. I’m a Haunting on Hill House on the Cusp of Halloweentown The Addams Family Cara mia.…