He was heard stating “That oughta do it!” with a thumbs up outside a local gas station.
Sorry that I’m focused on the important things in life, but also please don’t leave me.
I know it was a while ago, but the phrase “housing bubble burst” hits just a little too close to…
Right? Right? Right.
I’m making $62k?? What am I? A millionaire?
When told “that’s not how this works,” Biden responded “wha?! Where am I? Who are you?”
I can’t afford a house, but fear not Mr. President, the vibe is our highest priority.
As The Recession Approaches, It’s Important To Remember That Interest Rates Are More Afraid Of You Than You Are Of…
Gas is always $3 when you only spend $3 on gas.
In other news: the orcas are still screwed.