If you thought the phoebe bridgers duet was sad, you have no idea. For the third year in a row,…
Tom if you’re seeing this, I already said I was bringing a plus one to Thanksgiving so you’re contractually obligated…
Do you really want to post misogynistic garbage or do you want to deal with your abandonment issues with a…
And then he yells at me when I wear my jammies to work! I can’t win!
Happy birthday, you freaking idiot! Last year, you promised yourself that you’d take your personal info off Facebook before the…
“If anyone can self-help it’s you right?” – Carl Soothers, Unemployed
Ppffffffshhhhhuh
Did I get diarrhea? No. Did I spend 4 days and nights in a cold sweat that my next fart…